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Title: For a pessimist, I’m pretty optimistic Then you’re not a pessimist, dear.
Author: AnimeFan04 I will not say ANYHTING.
Summary: What if. . .
Isabella Swan had stayed with her Mother? There would be no Twilight
Would she have missed out on her chance at true love? No, because there would be no Twilight.
With Edward Cullen? FRAGMENT. Plus, there would be no Edward.
But what if. . .
What if someone else had come along. Please no.
Like dear Bella, but different in her own way too. SUE ALERT.
Would Edward, too, find her irresistible? Please, please no.
Well. This is her story. I hate you.
And it all starts off with the newcomer Bennet Underwood. Author attempts suspense! It fails miserably!
 
Sue’s Name: Bennet Underwood Any connection to CARRIE Underwood maybe?

Race:
Unknown yet, may be an EVIL CLONE!

Appearance:
Read on, the description is longer than the first chapter.

Possessions:
Red Beetle (The car people, the CAR), basic toiletries, a Pokemon bag (Jigglypuff I believe).

Past:
In the larger than WHOAH description. See below.

Powerz:
Copyright infringement, being able to relive Bella’s life.

Connections to Cannon:
Stole Bella’s identity (Herby to be known as the “Kayleen effect”), supper ho-ness, basic Sue-powers, steals most of the dialogue in secoond chapter from Twilight...
Personal Notes: I only did the description and will be doing the entire fic in my Journal. I have nothing witty to say its 11:01 PM. Also, the description was in that really annoying Role Playing font/HTML/list so I removed it for your safety.
 
 
Name=
+. Bennet Underwood See above.
+. Most usually call her by her name, Bennet, or Bennie. Does she know that a Bennie is an upper, a kind of drug similar to a Heart? Does she honestly know that?  Because I don't think she does. I shall call her Trippy now.
 Age=
. 16 Candles
+. June 13
From=
+. Virginia Beach, VA. Although, she was born in Forks, WA. NO WAI! She lives with her Dad, whose hometown is in Virginia, while her Mom lives across the country all the way in Washington. The Author attempts to dispel Sue-ness! The Author fails!
Looks=
+. Not very tall, Bennet Trippy stands at around 5'4', barely making it. She has long slender legs, with matching slender arms and frame. Most would label her as petit, which describes her perfectly. Now she’s part Alice!Sue? Most would think that with her long legs and arms, she'd be athletic, but she's not. She has barely any hand eye coordination, and can be very clumsy. BELLA SUE ALLERT!!!
+. Words cannot describe Bennet's Trippy's hair. She's dyed it many times, wanting to experiment with different shades, until she found the one that she likes. No one can even really remember her natural color, but her. It's a deep chocolate brown. WOW! NO WAI! Now, it's still the deep brown, but has highlights of black, blonde, and gold. Actually, the gold was blue, but it faded to the current golden shade. I find that hard to believe. If you look really hard, you can even spot some of the blue. Bennet Trippy can't stand short hair, so she keeps it long and thick. ANTI-ALICE! –throws tomatoes- It's naturally wavy, but she always dries and straightens it, and usually either keeps it thrown over a shoulder, or tossed up in a messy pony-tail.
+. Her eyes are the one thing that she likes best about herself. Actually, she doesn't even really like them that much. Oh god, bad angst! It's just because their an I believe you mean THEY’RE AN unusual shade of bright blue with bright green speckles. Their THEY’RE always bright, and normally their THEY’RE the first thing that people tend to look at when they first notice her. Her eyes easily display what she's thinking, ratting her out most of the time. Totally NOT like Bella. She can't hide what her eyes express. She doesn't have perfect vision, far from it. She has to wear glasses or contacts, and chooses contacts over glasses.
Personality=
Generally a laid back person, Bennet  Trippy doesn't like to go over the top with her clothes. She's normally just happy with a shirt and a pair of jeans. Of course she is! Its part of the whole failed “Make the Sue likeable” scheme. But, all of her tops are very colorful, and have sayings or bands on them. Oh no… Heh, she even has a few Pokemon shirts in her closet too. Dear gods no… She loves bright colors, and loves to wear them all the time. But, her weakness is shoes. She can never have enough and she is hardly caught wearing the same pair for an extended amount of time. Alice!Sue. Many would say she has a pretty punk rock style, but she pulls it off with ease, leaving a few people jealous. OMG I would have never guessed.
Likes=
+. Music please no.
+. Reading Please, oh please, no.
+. Sweets (Except plain chocolate, she hates it) Betch
+. Expressing her individuality (And she's not afraid to either) Please, oh please, with sugar on top, no.
+. To smile and laugh while having a good time. Sue.
+. Cooking SUE
Dislikes=
-. Hospitals (Even though she lands herself there often) SUE!!!!!!
-. Dentist Offices (They smell weird) WTF
-. Blood (It makes her feel faint and dizzy) SUE!!! SUE!!!
-. Bugs (Any and every kind imaginable) …Whatever
-. Being Alone (It's always made her feel insecure) Again, whatever
-. P.E. or Anything Sports Related SUE, SUE, and SUE!!!
Parents=
+.Michael Underwood. Charlie Bennet Trippy really loves her Dad, and always will. She's closest to him, and chose to live with him rather than with her own Mom. She feels like she can come to her Father for anything, and he won't judge or criticize her. She's lived with him for most of her life, since her parent's divorced when she was seven, and gets most of her qualities from him. He can be very sensible, to an extent. He's responsible, and takes good care of Bennet, but she does all the cooking. Sue He's horrible at it. The only thing that he can cook is waffles. And they get boring after awhile. He's never remarried, although he has had a few girlfriends. Sue PARENTS? His parent's had money, so it was never anything to hold him back, and with his new job, a doctor, money still rolls in. Oh joy of joys.
+.Miranda Frost. Renee After she graduated from High School, and was in her first year in college, she met Michael. She fell for him right there, and he did too. Sue Not long after, they married. Michael was about three years older than her, but neither of them cared. SUE A few years later, Bennet Trippy was born. Miranda was a very... carefree person. Yep, Sue PARENTS. She wasn't one to think about what she did, mostly acting on impulse. She can be a bit ditzy and clumsy, which is where Bennet Trippy gets that from, but she can be very loving and nice at the same time. I present to you: The first RENEE SUE! For some reason, Bennet Trippy doesn't feel as close to her as she does with her Dad. Not to mention, after the divorce, Miranda moved back to her hometown of Forks, WA, and wanted Bennet Trippy to come with her. Refusing, Bennet Trippy stayed home in Virginia, but visits during the summer and on some holidays. Miranda doesn't really have a career, per say, but she's the local artist. She paints murals for places in town. She gets paid enough, and she doesn't have to worry about it.
Past=
+.Even at a young age, Bennet Trippy could tell that her parent's had some troubles. Bad attempt at angst But, she always thought that they'd get over it. That never happened. Although, that never stopped her parent's from teaching her what they knew, or giving her opportunities that they never had. Basically, the only good things she got from her childhood was were that she learned how to play the flute and the piano NO WAI!. Very well too. ZOMG! She wanted to impress her parents to try and make them happy so they'd stay together, but it just didn't work out. So sad…ok I’m over it.
+. Bennet's Trippy's pretty content with her life, although she's bored out of her mind by it. She wants something exciting to happen, some once in a lifetime opportunity to happen to her for once. Not in some fairy tale book that she would read or anything. Because that’s totally not what’s going to happen... Really!!
Other=
+. When Bennet's Trippy's nervous, she tends to bite her lip. Sue
+. She tends to lose her temper easily, but it passes quickly. Basically, she's one to forgive and forget. SUE
+. When bored out of her mind, she'll drum on a table or any surface with her fingernails, which tends to get annoying to many people. And we need to know this WHY???
+. When thinking, Bennet Trippy can block many things out of her mind, and nobody can really get through to her. Like she builds walls around herself to protect her when she's thinking. Don’t care.
+. She can get very defensive if she's accused of something, whether she's done it or not. But, Bennet's Trippy's a terrible liar Sue, so you'd know straight away.  
+. When someone gets to know Bennet Trippy, they'll find out that she's quite a talker. She doesn't really say any memorable phrases, but she speaks the truth, rather its harsh or not. Great. She'll speak what's on her mind, and won't sugarcoat over anything really. She never actually thinks before she opens her mouth to speak, which is something she needs to learn. However, she does like to use a lot of sounds while she talks, like sound effects. It just adds to her weirdness, which she loves with all of her heart. Right. I want to kill you…. So, so bad… With anything. DEATH BY ALARM CLOCK!!!

Mar. 28th, 2008

 Title: The Life We Didn't Want But Got Anyway
Author: LanaCullen414
Summary: Aurora, told to move to La Push by her mother, reluctantly goes. She finds herself face to face with Jacob. She doesn't know what he is nor what she might be, but falls in love. She didn't want this life but she got it anyway. In Jacob's and Aurora's POV. I really hate Jacob sues.
Sue's Name: Aurora Jensen
Race: Human, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that that status will change pretty soon...
Appearance: You could tell I was Native American. I had long brown hair and my skin tone was somewhat darker then the white of my friends. It was as if I had a permanent tan. It was kind of cool actually. My eyes were different from that of normal Indians. They were a shocking green not the dark brown or honey color they should have been. I liked it, but my mother found it odd. When she pointed it out to me I told her to look at my father. He was a white man with blonde hair and bright green eyes. But somehow I looked nothing like my father and looked like my mother. I really, really hate Jacob sues.
Past: Her mom made her move to La Push when she was sixteen, how curious....
Possessions: A Cherry Red 2007 Audi TT 3.2 coupe
Super-Sparkly-Poo powerz: Besides having Jacob's balls in a jar?
Connections to Cannon: Her mom is some long-lost relative of Billy's so now she's going to live with Jacob! Hurrah!

Notes: Bleh, I'll say something funny later. Now is the time for sleep.

The second sue!

Title: Meeting Ali. How uber fucking original.
Author: Kigrl18 I have no words.
Summary:Allison Ann Desko moved from Puerto Rico to Forks Washington to live with the parents she never knew! She expected a new life a time to start over,but thats not whats going to happen...Thats not even close! –twitch- again, no wrds.
Sue’s Name: Allison. ORIGINALNESS!
Race: Who knows yet?
Apperance: None given.
Possesions: None given. Again.
Past: Just read it. It’s not that hard.
Powerz: None…so far.
Connections to cannon: Parents live in Tacoma. That is all.
Personal notes: Points for originality in making Sue multi-cultural, points OFF for everything else. Total points: o

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Meeting Ali!
Chapter 1!! Who I am!!
A.N Heyyyy Every1 well this is my first fanfic!! YAY!! (No, not yay. Anything BUT yay.)It is not the best but its my first idea there is some Spanish in it so if u have any questions on what the words mean then send me a message!! thanks!! XD!! CHATSPEAK!!! SHE MUST DIE!
I’ve been living in Morovis Puerto Rico with my Grandma and Grandpa ( Abuela y Abuelo.) Yes, I know that. I’m sure that anyone with enough education to read Twilight knows that too. My parents were young when they had me. My mother was 17 my father 18. They didn’t believe that they could take care of me so they dropped me off at my grandparents POSSESIVE! WHERE ARE YOU??? house and I’ve lived there ever since. There are no pictures of my parents, I have never seen them I didn’t know who they were, where they lived and even if they were together, until two days ago, March 26; my Birthday . Sue attempts suspence! It is not effective at all! Sue continues horrible story anyway! I was turning 16 that day. I had wanted a car but my grandparents didn’t have a lot of money so I didn’t ask for one. Actually all that I did ask for was a small quiet birthday with my grandparents, but no; my grandparents surprised me with telling me that I was going to move in with my parents! As soon as they said that I yelled “NO!” Angst. I can feel it in me bones ‘mum! She will bond with Edward over their shred angst!
Mi Vida! Porque ? Why not?” My grandma asked What ever happened to punctuation?
“ Cause Abuela, my parents left me for sixteen years. Now all of a sudden they want me back! Well what made them change there mind? Did they wake up one morning and say, ‘ Oh I think we should love our daughter Allison today?!” Angst.
My Grandma was silent and so was I. We stared at each other for what seemed like ten min (Minutes.) then she broke the gaze and looked down at the floor.
“Ali your parents have loved you all your life. They just never had the money and time to take care of you. Now that they have the chance to know you and bring you back into there life you just want to turn them down. Well Ali your going; I have already bought your ticket and passport your plane ride leaves at four thirty tomorrow afternoon, so I need you to get all of your stuff ready!” Yeah, totally. Because an elderly Hispanic lady has THAT MUCH mastery of the English language. My MOM doesn’t speak that well.
I started to walk out of our living room and to My bedroom but then I stopped. Still looking at the door I asked “ Abuela Where do my parents live”
“ They Live in Tacoma Washington” and with that I walked out of the room not once looking back! OMG LIKE NO WAI!!!
A.N Well there you have it chapter 1!! See it was not the best but it will get better!! So for the spanish here is some clarification Abuela Grandma AbueloGrandpa Mi VidaMy Life PorqueWhy Well there you have it!!
No, I do not have it. I want you to die! DIE I SAY!!!

ONWARD TO THE FIRST SUE!

Title: Halflings? I honestly wonder if the author knows that Halflings are another term for Hobbits. In fact, that's what I thought it was about at first.
Author:
Mira Rose Black Hmm, I wonder if her user name has anything to do with her Sue's name...
Summary:
The Cullens are surprised when the new girl at school appears to have some special abilities. Some resemble those of the vampires themselves, but this girl is definately human. What in the world could be going on? EdwardxOc JasperxOc CH12 UPDATED! R&R
How fascinating...where is Bella in all of this?
Sue's Name: Mira What a surprise! It's just so original.
Race: BellaReplacement!Sue and a Half Vampire!sue
Appearance:  Mira's saphire blue eyes snapped open when she felt the cool breeze from her open window greet her as a good morning.... For some reason Mira always attracted stares and once in awhile wondered if it was because of her choice in clothing or her odd skin color. It was a mix between tan and pale, creating a silky, cream color.... Mira sighed as she looked into the mirror and gently raked a brush through her hair. SHIIIIIIIIIITTTT FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
Past: The Sue-thor doesn't really explain much about the Sue's past, except that her mom was a scientist that Carlisle fell in love with.
Possessions: A blood red Harley.
Powerz: Well, she's half vampire. She has the ability to rape Edward's character and turn his eyes blue... Oh yeah, and she has fucking telekinesis.
Connections to Cannon:

Let's see, she's replaced Bella, raped Edward's character, lives in Forks, and umm SHE'S CARLISLE'S DAUGHTER (but not Esme's). Oh the eye bleeding hilarity.


Personal Notes: I don't know what to say about this one.

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