1. No wangst. This comm is meant for the lulz. If your character ends up here, don't frickin' whine about it. You can leave at anytime. 2. Cussing is fine. 3. No shipping wars. Keep that nasty Edward/Bella vs. Jacob/Bella shit out of here. (It's not nasty, but you know what I mean) 4. Every post must have a Mary sue in it for us to ridicule. 5. Any one can post a Mary Sue.
PUNISHMENTS INCLUDE: Mauling by the Quileutes Imprinting by Paul Being Banned from the comm Mocking by other comm members ETC.